Dear Milena Govich, Hey, how are you? What is up? Well, I assume you might get 5-7 fan letters a week, but I hope the glitter on my envelope stood out to you. In all seriousness, I have not been the most loyal fan of your filmography, but in the opening credits of the 2006 show, “Conviction,” I got to see you in your underwear. Ever since then, I have been one of your most active online stalkers (not a crime in all states I think). In the next letter, I promise to include an underwear photo for you, so we'll be even. Milena, I remember even back to the days when you worked on one of those other 200 Dick Wolf projects you did...what was the name of that show? “Law and Order.” Yes, that was it. You made history as playing the first female lead detective on the “Law and Order” original franchise for your role as Detective Cassidy. However, I will have to note your performance was strongly tainted when Chevy Chase guest-starred and gave you the nickname, “Detective Sugar-Tits.” At leas
NO SUCH THING ALF WAS PERFECT
ReplyDeleteI laughed at a few, and others were completely confusing.
ReplyDeleteThe same thing happens with Last of the Summer Wine
Let's break it down.
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS:
1) Alf eating a cat
MODERATELY INTERESTING
2) Alf reading the poem at the end
NOT INTERESTING BUT INOFFENSIVE
3) Everything the mom and kid say
CONFUSING
4) Everything the dad says
HORRIBLE
5) Everything the dad says except his response to Alf's poem