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I Present the New Ke$ha



Colette Carr is basically doing Ke$ha-imprint talk-hop with too much autotune, too much glow-in-the-dark neon, and too much nihilistic sexuality. Unfortunately, she's also more attractive. I really hate to admit that.


Naturally, I immediately downloaded her debut mixtape which is being offered freely on the Nick Cannon website. I'm only six songs deep, but it's exceeding my expectations out of pure catchiness despite obvious flaws, again, like Ke$ha.


I know there are some posts about Katy Perry around here, but, listen, you would be making a mistake by listening to her album. I've never heard it, but I'm sure it's terrible. Look at pictures of her and move on. This is pop that doesn't ruin itself by needing to be something bigger than pop. I'm looking at you, second half of Lady Gaga's The Fame.

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  1. Oh yeah and she has a record deal with Interscope.

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  2. GOING TO HYPE MACHINE THIS
    caps caps caps
    have you listened to Ellie Goulding? she is okay.

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  3. No but after that glowing recoomendation i AM going to have to. What do you mean hype machine? Do you run hype machine? Can you put stuff on it? etc etc

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  4. I can look her up on it and listen to her stuff.

    it was so glowing; it was radioactive.

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