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A Lesson in Government: FOR KIDS


The Federal Government Wants to See Your Dick.






See Dick Run.



The Federal Government Wants To Touch Your Dick.



See Dick Run.



The Federal Government Wants You to Look at Pictures of Corpses, Rotting Teeth and Diseased Organs.



See Jane Play.



The Federal Government Wants You on a List so that You Can Be Conscripted into the Military.
Unless You're Gay.



See Sally Videochat with Her Parents in Waziristan.

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  1. Algerie NaderNovember 23, 2010 at 5:25 AM

    Waziristan
    So I am now an Arabic student, and I don't know if I'm correct,

    but Waziristan means "Land of the Minister?"
    if so... that's hilarious.

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  2. AWNovember 23, 2010 at 3:21 PM

    That may be the literal Arabic meaning, but being that Waziristan is in Pakistan, Wazir is probably either a Pashtun word, or a Farsi word for a Pashtun tribe, because the "-stan" suffix is the way that Persians referred to these regions. So your Arabic skills might not be applicable. A salaam alaikum.

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  3. Britt KempNovember 23, 2010 at 5:25 PM

    those kids should't be on skype so late!

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  4. Britt KempNovember 23, 2010 at 5:25 PM

    p.s. the government wants me to get AIDS

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  5. Algerie NaderNovember 25, 2010 at 5:38 AM

    @AWM
    haha word

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  6. Britt KempNovember 26, 2010 at 12:10 AM

    my diseased organs

    AHAHAHAHA I never want to look inside my body EVER.

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  7. AWNovember 26, 2010 at 4:31 PM

    Any time I see pictures like of the inside of the human body I feel like it's unrealistic that all of that stuff is in there.

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  8. Britt KempNovember 26, 2010 at 6:10 PM

    I agree. I like operating under the illusion I am made of marshmallows.

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