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QUEEN CATHERINE!

KATE AND WILLS! KATE AND WILLS!

I doubt anyone would believe me, but I did not name my child after Prince William. I named him after MANY PRINCE WILLIAMS.

and OMG they referred to Kate as 'the future Queen Catherine' and I ALMOST SHIT MYSELF. QUEEN CATHERINE! AHHH!! Do you know about Queen Catherines! Well okay, they don't have a very good track record as far as Tudor England goes BUT WE WILL HAVE A QUEEN CATHERINE OF OUR OWN! (She's more of a Katherine Parr than a Katherine of Aragon or Catherine Howard, though.) I couldn't figure out who she looks like but upon doing a google image search, she actually resembles Lauren Conrad. But like, a hotter, substantial, intelligent LC. Sorry LC - U DUMB.

I love royals, it's so sad, sad, sad. I could get into it but I won't. TAKE MEDIEVAL EUROPE WITH DR. SPILLER AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.


and wowwww people are pissed about Brandy being voted off DWTS and PalinBristol staying. MY FATHER INCLUDED.

('I AM NEVER WATCHING DANCING WITH THE STARS EVER AGAIN' is what he said to me when I got home this morning. SAY IT ISN'T SO!)


I'm off to read Kate Middleton's wikipedia LATAAAA

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  1. ahahaha I read this at work and laughed. people are genuinely upset about Dancing With the Stars! genuinely! I told my mom last night I wanted to hang myself and she was like BRANDY WAS JUST VOTED OFF AND BRISTOL IS STILL ON I'M UPSET. man I dislike Bristol Palin so much.

    you should go to London for the summer, snatchbucket.

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  2. also this woman that reminds me of Juwanna Mann was fuming about it at work. she was all like BRANDY IS SO TALENTED

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  3. LOL omg i read kate middleton's wikipedia last night instead of studying lol. and i don't even watch DWTS but wtf at brandy being voted off :((((

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