reasons to see upcoming movies

BLACK SWAN:
- Natalie Portman
- Mila Kunis
- two above making out
- WINONA RYDER IS IN IT
- Barbara Hershey?!?!?!?!
- WINONA RYDER IS IN A MOVIE
LIKE, A REAL MOVIE

BURLESQUE
- CHER
- FUCKING CHER
- what do you think she sleeps in? the fat of baby virgins?
- Christina
- "hey, I'm just nothing....OH LET ME SING BENERNERELRLEKRE!" "Whoa, what?"
- Flashdance but with Cher
- seriously where the hell has Cher been hiding!