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my least favorite christmas songS

here are my favorites, before we get into that nitty-gritty:






ANYTHING BY MANNHEIM STEAMROLLER


TSO CAN SUCK IT



that will make me the biggest dork ever, but I have a lack of care in that regard.



those are just a few. that's not the focus of my post, however. what it is is those songs you seriously dread hearing. like the ones that make your ears drip blood. here's my list for that:

THAT DAN FOGELBERG GROCERY STORE SONG
okay if I met my old lover on the grocery store I would throw a loaf of bread at her head. some bitch was on Delilah the other night and was like WELL I THINK I THINK MICHAEL BOO-BLEY SINGS IT. ummmmmmmmmmmmm

CHRISTMAS SHOES
DEAR GOD MAKE IT END.

feel free to add yours!
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  1. ChrisDecember 23, 2010 at 12:08 AM

    I always get Mannheim Steamroller and Trans Siberian Orchestra mixed up...

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  2. Britt KempDecember 23, 2010 at 5:26 AM

    ONE IS MORE EPIC THAN THE OTHER!

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