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the fiery furnaces, frasier, goodbye!


We have been around for two years. holy shit?

thanks for reading!

THIS IS FOR YOU, DEVOTED READERS:


The Fiery Furnaces are a hit or miss, but sometimes: they are right on target.

New York and DC are calling SNOWMAGEDDON again. apparently they have just experienced what I have known to be a reality for years: thundersnow. I guess NYC had to close its schools for the first time in forever and my sister hasn't been at school in a few days so whatever. It's snowing here, and I'm out in public.

anyway, I am going to embark out of Erie on what is the plane equivalent of a shoebox into Detroit and then I fly to Seattle and hope that I look interesting enough on the plane by myself that someone talks to me. I've actually never flown by myself before, so I'm a little scared, but hey. not as scared as I am for my eardrums, which don't take to elevations well at all. I'm also interviewing with a website while I'm out there and if that goes well, then I'm moving to Seattle and you should come visit. I also am seeing Interpol/School of Seven Bells (again) Saturday night in Portlandia with an Australian boy.

the biggest thrill of going to Seattle? all the Frasier references of course! for example, I am going to the Cafe Nervosa, which is the coffeeshop everyone hung out at.

BEST FRASIER SCENES AVAILABLE ON THE INTERNET FOR FREE?

I am partial to the early seasons, the later seasons. um, the middle is kind of meh!


I feel like, because of my recent discovery of Real Housewives and who Camille Grammar is at as a person, I should be like, KELSEY IS SATAN. but God I don't think I could be married to Camille. I think I rather be married to Maris. Maybe Camille is Maris? KELSEY DESERVES HAPPINESS, HE'S BEEN THROUGH THE RINGER.

I can't wait to get patted down tomorrow! it's been too long!

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question: should I wear plaid? I'm wearing plaid. flannel. I'll bring a guitar.

p.s. I tried to do some kind of weird group chat with Jane Leeves last night...don't know what was up with that. I think I was talking to a robot.

Comments

  1. you should wear plaid because you like plaid but also that you might be mistaken for kurt cobain. are you canceling the useless critic?!!

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  2. I might have to paint blood onto my head. too soon?

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  3. Algerie Nader

    hahaha, not too soon.

    who was it that said "these days Kurt cobain looks better than Courtney Love?"

    happy 2 years

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