Dear Milena Govich, Hey, how are you? What is up? Well, I assume you might get 5-7 fan letters a week, but I hope the glitter on my envelope stood out to you. In all seriousness, I have not been the most loyal fan of your filmography, but in the opening credits of the 2006 show, “Conviction,” I got to see you in your underwear. Ever since then, I have been one of your most active online stalkers (not a crime in all states I think). In the next letter, I promise to include an underwear photo for you, so we'll be even. Milena, I remember even back to the days when you worked on one of those other 200 Dick Wolf projects you did...what was the name of that show? “Law and Order.” Yes, that was it. You made history as playing the first female lead detective on the “Law and Order” original franchise for your role as Detective Cassidy. However, I will have to note your performance was strongly tainted when Chevy Chase guest-starred and gave you the nickname, “Detective Sugar-Tits.” At leas
i wish brittany knew you were doing this so i didnt have to make that post!
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ReplyDeleteI wish I was a more dedicated fan.
I wonder if they have Richard Ashcroft in their ensemble to sing that TEST song. "The TEST owns"
two posts.....wow. Jessica, yours is much more coherent. I think you win.
ReplyDeleteI deleted the other one. I'm a dick. but Jessica YOU'RE GOING TO THIS so yeah
ReplyDeleteahh i didn't know there was another coachella post! :/ but lol i've been planning this for months I better go!!
ReplyDeletewe'll raise money for you!
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ReplyDeleteyes we shall raise money,
ReplyDeleteI will make my strawberry muffies,
and britt will make hashfilled brownies.
a bake sale? I'm down with that.
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