OSCARS RECAP (two versions) Get link Facebook X Pinterest Email Other Apps - February 27, 2011 WITH RYAN, AND SOMETIMES JEFFREY:Ryan Trump I AM HERE HOW ARE WE DOING THISabout an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personBrittany Kemp HOWEVER! INCEPTION!about an hour ago · LikeRyan Trump HOW THE FUCK DID HANS ZIMMER LOSE? THE SOCIAL NETWORK'S SCORE SOUNDS LIKE A SAXON SHORE KNOCKOFF.about an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personRyan Trump CATE BLANCHETT IS MY FAVORITE LIVING ACTRESS!about an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personBrittany Kemp SERIOUSLY, HOW WAS BLACK SWAN NOT NOMINATED FOR SCORE AND CATE IS A GODDESSabout an hour ago · LikeRyan Trump EVERYBODY DICK-RIDES THE SOCIAL NETWORK. I DON'T GET IT.about an hour ago · LikeRyan Trump JAMES FRANCO WAS IN DRAG (♫ JUST BE A QUEEN ♫)!about an hour ago · LikeRyan Trump RANDY NEWMAN MAKES ME WANNA KICK A CARP AND PUNCH A SEAL. JUST SAYIN'. I FUCKING HATE HIS ♫HERPY-DERP-SHERP♫ SINGING VOICE!about an hour ago · Unlike · 2 peopleBrittany Kemp good lyrics, BAD BAD VOICE JAMES IS AWESOME although I admit I KIND OF HATE HIMabout an hour ago · LikeJeffrey Petit-Bois ALEXANDRE DESPLAT SHOULD OF WON SORRY! HIS SCORE WAS THE SHIZZLE!about an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personRyan Trump AMY ADAMS ALERT!!about an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personRyan Trump JEFF, I HAVEN'T SEEN THE KING'S SPEECH, BUT I KNOW THE SCORE IS MUCH BETTER THAN THE SOCIAL NETWORK'S.about an hour ago · Unlike · 2 peopleJeffrey Petit-Bois OH AND THAT LITTLE GIRL FROM TRUE GRIT SHE'S GONNA BE SOMETHING, WATCH! SHE CAN ACT BETTER THAN LOADS OF SO CALLED ACTRESSES.about an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personBrittany Kemp OMG SHE'S SO GOOD SHE'S A LEGENDabout an hour ago · Like · 1 personBrittany Kemp AMY IS FLAWLESS, SHE'S LIKE VENUSabout an hour ago · LikeJeffrey Petit-Bois YOU GOTTA SEE IT RYAN! SO FREAKIN AWESOME AND MOST OF THE HARRY POTTER CAST ARE IN THE MOVIE SINCE ITS A BRITISH FILM LOL!about an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personJeffrey Petit-Bois BRIT, SHE REALLY IS! AMAZING GIRL!about an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personRyan Trump A HARRY POTTER AUTO-TUNED MUSICAL! NICE.about an hour ago · Unlike · 2 peopleBrittany Kemp he doesn't have a shirtabout an hour ago · LikeRyan Trump YEP. WE'LL BE HEARING MORE FROM HAILEE STEINFELD IN THE FUTURE. DEFINITELY. SHE HAS NATALIE PORTMAN POTENTIAL.about an hour ago · Unlike · 2 peopleBrittany Kemp THE STICK BY WE MEASURE EVERYONE, CAN I POST THIS ON THE USELESS CRITIC LATERabout an hour ago · Like · 1 personRyan Trump GOD IS IN THE BUILDING! "YOU GET AN ARK! YOU GET AN ARK! YOU GET AN ARK! YOU GET AN ARK! YOU GET AN ARK!"about an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personJeffrey Petit-Bois I GOTTA ADMIT THO, I LOVE THE SOCIAL NETWORK! THE SCORE SUCKS BUT PRETTY GOOD MOVIE.about an hour ago · LikeJeffrey Petit-Bois omg! AND THESE FOREIGN FILMS LOOKED SO INTERESTING. IM CHECK THEM OUT WHEN I CAN.about an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personRyan Trump POST, BK—POST! USELESS CRITIC—FOR LIFE!about an hour ago · LikeRyan Trump THAT DENMARK ONE 'IN A BETTER WORLD' LOOKS GREAT. I'LL NETFLIX THAT SHIT.about an hour ago · Like · 1 personRyan Trump WHAT'S A BILLY CRYSTAL?about an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personRyan Trump I KID. HE WAS GREAT IN NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION.about an hour ago · LikeRyan Trump LOL I MEANT 'HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS'.about an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personRyan Trump WHY ARE WE EULOGIZING COB POPE?about an hour ago · LikeRyan Trump I KID. HIS U.S.O. SHOWS WERE GREAT. HE FUCKING GOLFED.about an hour ago · LikeRyan Trump ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. THAT IS ALL.about an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personRyan Trump FUCK YEAH! 'INCEPTION' WINS AGAIN!about an hour ago · LikeBrittany Kemp omg, Bob Hope SAID JUDE LAW ~ psychic ~about an hour ago · LikeRyan Trump BTW, JAMES FRANCO IS LIVE-TWEETING! AMAZING, MUCH?about an hour ago · LikeRyan Trump AN EARLIER POST: Kirk Douglas is so old that he looks animatronic.about an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personBrittany Kemp all the douglases are hot o hai michaelabout an hour ago · LikeBrittany Kemp ANNETTE BENING THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT CONNECTIONabout an hour ago · LikeRyan Trump OH, AND DID JUSTIN MOCK HIM? WHAT A DICK. OH, WELL, HE'LL PROBABLY FUCK MILA, LATER. :/about an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personBrittany Kemp I wish I were that Justin. J-HUD! she's a survivor.about an hour ago · LikeRyan Trump "'How to Train Your Dragon'? That's disgusting." – James Franco *LOL*about an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personBrittany Kemp RISQUEabout an hour ago · LikeRyan Trump this Florence + Machine chick is OK. I'm not jacking-off, or anything.about an hour ago · Unlike · 1 personBrittany Kemp CAN SOMEONE DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH GWYNETH'S HEARTabout an hour ago · LikeRyan Trump Jennifer Hudson is awesome. Gwyneth Paltrow: "This next track is called, 'Apricots, Boredom and Peaches'."59 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 personRyan Trump Yay!!! Merp-dwerpy-gerp jackfuck just won!58 minutes ago · LikeRyan Trump ♫ Some people don't like ♫ . . .Randy Newman!57 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 personBrittany Kemp good lyrics BAD BAD BAD VOICE56 minutes ago · LikeRyan Trump http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFmv22ghzQw56 minutes ago · LikeRyan Trump 'Smile'? Michael died, again?52 minutes ago · LikeBrittany Kemp these always make me sad :( seriously, I'm a sap!49 minutes ago · LikeRyan Trump Halle Berry has short hair. *lesbian joke* *Brittany swoons*48 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 personBrittany Kemp ;)47 minutes ago · LikeRyan Trump #DiedDeadMontage I know. Blake Edwards was fucking awesome! As was Dennis Hopper and Leslie Nielsen!46 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 personBrittany Kemp don't call me shirley do you think annie is watching?43 minutes ago · LikeBrittany Kemp oh look it's hilary I DIE IN EVERYTHING swank43 minutes ago · LikeRyan Trump And can we please note that James Franco stole Beetlejuice's 1950s tuxedo?42 minutes ago · LikeRyan Trump Annie is always happy. She makes me happy. It's 4AM there. I hope so! ♥♥♥ our Nordic queen!41 minutes ago · LikeRyan Trump this guy looks like an anteater. #justsayin41 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 personRyan Trump I'm not Australian. Shut up, already!40 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 personRyan Trump He changed! As did Anne—like, after every damn commercial. That sapphire dress is insanely beautiful!38 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 personRyan Trump fuck this! give a standing-on-your-chairs ovation!37 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 personRyan Trump WTF, ANNE? WHY DIDN'T YOU CHANGE?33 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 personBrittany Kemp I'm attracted to her OMG NATS33 minutes ago · LikeRyan Trump Jeff Bridges. Now there's a guy you'd donate your internal organs to.32 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 personBrittany Kemp SAME31 minutes ago · LikeRyan Trump 'The Kids Are on Life Support'. *LULZ*31 minutes ago · LikeRyan Trump NATALIE PORTMAN ALERT!!30 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 personBrittany Kemp :) FAPPPP29 minutes ago · LikeRyan Trump OMG! OMG!! OMG!!! I'M FUCKING EXCITED!!!29 minutes ago · LikeRyan Trump YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!28 minutes ago · LikeRyan Trump AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NATALIE!!!!!!28 minutes ago · Unlike · 1 personBrittany Kemp I CRAPPED MYSELF26 minutes ago · Like · 1 personBrittany Kemp colinnnnnn16 minutes ago · LikeRyan Trump James' closing thoughts: 'Whatever. I'm gonna go get my dick sucked.' WITH URSULA ursula: did you like Mila's dress? me: YES sorry i'm biased9:23 PM what did you think? scarjo looks like a towel ursula: hahaha WHAT i didn't see her a TOWEL?? me: SHE HAS PATCHES EVERYWHERE9:25 PM ursula: oh god me: james nice9:26 PM ursikai: wow, helen and russell, that's an odd combination me: helen: i can't believe i've succumbed to this oh ursula, would you be vehemently opposed to me using this as useless critic oscar coverage ursula: do it!!!!!9:27 PM you and me: official oscar critics me: YES "i don't read movies" oh algeria got a nom that's rare ursula: what was the catetory? foreign? ah okay9:28 PM me: denmark? go bicycle country! she sounds english9:30 PM oh christian bale he's such a douche ursula: WOW, BEARD me: did anyone even see winter's bone? seriously ursikai: nope me: who you pulling for lady9:31 PM ursula: i don't know. i haven't seen any of these me: i saw two i need to see the king's speech ursula: geoffrey rush!! oh me too i'm dying to see it me: we should see it! dollar theater?9:32 PM oh reese laughed sigh ursikai: YES PLEASE ursula: !!9:40 PM anne, your hair? me: seriously oh god, two aussies together why couldn't they find a cambodian i do like these historical montages A+ ursula: i do too do they always do that? me: sometimes9:41 PM it depends this year it's really heavy on it i think i mean it's easy to dismiss movies as this meaningless enterprise but like there's such a good back story ursula: oh totally THEY REFLECT HUMANITY etc. me: TONIGHT THERE WILL BE NO MORNING STAR /west side story9:42 PM ursula: i vote for dragon's score me: inception to be honest trent reznor, though LOCAL BOY9:43 PM ursula: ooh me: black swan had a really good score but it's not up YEAH MEADVILLE9:44 PM ursula: yay Crawford County! me: he's played at edinboro9:45 PM EDINBORO CONNECTION HOLLA ursula: really! me: does trent have an asian wife? yeah!!! they used to do a bunch of shows at nin err, edinboro he went to allegheny for a year ursula: is that the towel dress? me: YES9:46 PM what do you think of it ursula: it's so ugly! me: oh, here's a quote for you the recession is exciting!- natalie portman she's so pretty and gahhhh who dressed you, helen keller ursula: lol 9:51 PM ursula: costume design awards! i am a sucker for that me: omg! there were so many good ones this year ursula: yes9:55 PM me: CATE ursula: i love her! I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS BRITISH9:56 PM me: AHHHH SHE' IS PERFECT! i think wolfman btw ha! ursula: her dress looks like a seashell me: yeah ursula: but she pulls it off me: too mermaidy she's perfect like, she's beautiful and you can tell intelligent9:57 PM i maen sh\ i mean she sorry pulled off bob dylan! ursula: i know!!!!! i need to see that too me: ME TOO9:58 PM i am love! patricia clarkson i want to be her when i'm 50 ursula: i didn't see it!9:59 PM me: me neither! i was supposed to see it at mercyhurst10:00 PM ursula: shut up colleen10:01 PM me: seriously i have to say falling slowly once is a good movie although i do like titanic for some reason, a lot10:02 PM ursula: obama?! i admit i love time of my life me: kevin spacey, sigh i will always kind of love him10:03 PM the black eyed peas KILLED that song ursula: this is the craziest oscars i have ever seen me: the BEST oscars i have been watching since elementary school10:04 PM when i became obsessed with celebrities because my peers were boring truth ursula: oh god i understand!! 10:05 PM me: ewww @ this music10:06 PM ursula: i know10:07 PM mandy moore? are you still relevant? i feel so snarky tonight, i'm sorry me: HAHAHAHAHA it's okay she isn't she's married to ryan adams10:08 PM that's about the last i heard of her ursikai: yeah, i haven't heard about her in years ursula: aww, i missed that part10:41 PM now that is a dress i love poor men they get nothing to wear but tuxes10:42 PM me: omg, florence? wtf i know right and you have to be a good man to pull one off otherwise you look award ursula: i know!10:43 PM me: akward awkward well i can type florence? j. hudson looks good ursula: she really does10:44 PM me: she's gone through a lotttt ursula: UH OH YOUR FAVORITE LADY me: GOD SHE'S SINGING TOO WOW LET ME FAN MYSELF ursula: gwyneth paltrow + country = ??10:45 PM me: RIGHT10:47 PM okay i like randy newman but his voice ugh ursula: i know!10:48 PM like he has a perpetual cold me: seriously blow your damn nose ursula: hahahah very sweet guy, though7 minutes10:55 PM me: i always get so depressed during the obits we all die! but celine? wtf10:56 PM ursula: aaahhhh i know me: lol halle berry ursula: has she been in a movie anytime recent? i feel like not me: NOPE10:57 PM her mom has a home in erie ursula: random? me: i want him to get it, but david fincher will YESSS WHOA5 minutes11:08 PM ursikai: what did those guys do? who are they? me: i have no idea NATALIE PORTMAN IS COMING UP ursula: !!!!!! does she have a bump yet? i want to see a bump11:09 PM me: awww i love that she met him on the set of the movie he's really good-looking to o go nats! ursula: i love that too11:10 PM me: a male ballerina! i can't believe she left zach braff for that :P ursula: HAHA11:12 PM me: NATS! omg annette heartbreaking she's not going to win11:13 PM rabbit hole? ursula: didn't see it11:14 PM me: who did!11:15 PM AHH THERE SHE IS11:16 PM i just died11:17 PM ursula: me too!!!!! me: SHE'S GONNA CRY11:19 PM ursula: ANNE WHY me: I KNOW I KNOW11:20 PM ursula: they will never ask her again me: that color is so bad my brother is watching this with me how weird what does your dad say11:21 PM ursula: in general? me: about the oscars? ursula: not much lately he pegged natalie but everyone did11:22 PM awww I love Jeff Bridges me: :D me too eww jesse11:23 PM ursula: not a fan? me: nope but i like sandra is doing this ursula: me too. she's really classy right now11:24 PM me: god i love her go you bitch11:25 PM ursula: i love her too COLIN!!!!!!! me: :D :D :D11:26 PM he's so humble, which i like ursula: i do too i loved him in love actually11:28 PM me: :D YES ursula: so sweet!11:29 PM me: ps22!!!! <3 i love colin his personality made me a fan ursula: i do too! i know!11:31 PM me: :)11:32 PM social network? ursula: probably king's speech11:33 PM me: i liked kids are all right and the fighter and black swan and true grit but prob social network or king's speech11:34 PM ursula: yes11:35 PM me: poor toy story never had a chance ahh omg11:36 PM ursula: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!11:37 PM me: :) your closing thoughts?11:38 PM ursula: why does Helena look so mad? now she doesn't11:39 PM me: she's married to tim burton maybe?11:40 PM ursula: is she??? omg that makes so much sense! me: lmao11:41 PM whoa anne trying to be a trashbag ursula: ANNE IS ELEVEN YEARS OLD in conclusion, what a strange year! 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