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QUESTIONS?

I decided today while reading Good Housekeeping Imma make Cara do an advice column once a month.

SO IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, COMMENT HERE AND BITCH WILL ANSWER THEM

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  1. Britt KempMarch 31, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    dear cara, how can i tell if i am frigid? should i meet the men off pof? why am i a slut?

    - anonymous

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  2. CaraMarch 31, 2011 at 11:24 PM

    this is going well so far.

    /rolling eyes

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  3. AWMarch 31, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    either that or vagina jokes twice a month

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  4. Britt KempApril 1, 2011 at 8:59 AM

    I WILL GET YOU QUESTIONS
    ABOUT VAGINAS

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  5. AnonymousApril 1, 2011 at 9:03 AM

    how come vaginas are so cuddly?

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  6. CaraApril 1, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    do I answer as they pop up or wait until the end of the month?

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  7. Britt KempApril 1, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    wait a day or two. I'm posting this in the Boise craiglist too.

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  8. AnonymousApril 1, 2011 at 10:36 AM

    HELLO I AM A REAL PERSON WITH FEELINGS TOO!

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  9. Ned UsaApril 1, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    thanks to Francis Capra.

    How do you make sauce? You know...for like macaroni?

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  10. Britt KempApril 1, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    there is a ghost commenting here. save the plot of a ghost whisperer episode and let us move forward.

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  11. CaraApril 1, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    I'm going to answer everything in a few days, whether or not it's a question.

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  12. Britt KempApril 1, 2011 at 3:16 PM

    YOU GO GIRL

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  13. CaraApril 1, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    EVEN IF IT'S MY OWN COMMENT ABOUT ME ROLLING MY EYES

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  14. Sylvia PlathApril 2, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    IF I STICK MY HEAD IN THE OVEN TO SEE IF/WHY THE PILOT LIGHT GOES OUT ALL THE TIME, IS THERE A CHANCE OF COMMITTING SUICIDE?

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  15. Britt KempApril 2, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    ^ OMG

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  16. CaraApril 3, 2011 at 9:26 PM

    SYLVIA! GO HAUNT GWYNETH PALTROW!

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  17. Britt KempApril 4, 2011 at 1:14 PM

    hey Cara: which seat do I take?

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