retro lj post 2day

December 31st, 1999

music: Will Smith

I just got this thing called a

"Cell phone?"

which is so grody weird 2 me bcuz

like

IT'S NOT A CELL. ITS A FONE.

anyway we all went to the shore and drank schnapps and were like Y2K Y2-WHAT? hahahahahaha isn't Bill Clinton such a good president?

y2k didn't happen but my family was in the bomb shelter when the ball dropped. me, I was getting head.

AWESOME NEW DECADE!