what charlie sheen would make of erie
"what is this shit, I can't snort it off a stripper's asshole."
"THIS CITY OWES ME SIX MILLION DOLLARS."
"NINE MILLION."
"what is this snow I CAN'T SNORT THIS..."
"what do I snort, really? MY OWN DANDRUFF. I'M CHARLIE SHEEN."
"Charlie Sheen."
"It's okay I have my goddesses to keep me warm."
"THIS CITY EXISTS BECAUSE CHUCK LORRE IS UGLY. WITH HIS UGLY WIFE, HIS UGLY CHILDREN, HIS UGLY CAT, HIS UGLY WASHING MACHINE, HIS UGLY HOUSE. do I look HIGH to you? I'M HIGH ON MY OWN ESSENCE."
"Sometimes my goddesses floss my teeth."
conclusion: this is the best week ever
"THIS CITY OWES ME SIX MILLION DOLLARS."
"NINE MILLION."
"what is this snow I CAN'T SNORT THIS..."
"what do I snort, really? MY OWN DANDRUFF. I'M CHARLIE SHEEN."
"Charlie Sheen."
"It's okay I have my goddesses to keep me warm."
"THIS CITY EXISTS BECAUSE CHUCK LORRE IS UGLY. WITH HIS UGLY WIFE, HIS UGLY CHILDREN, HIS UGLY CAT, HIS UGLY WASHING MACHINE, HIS UGLY HOUSE. do I look HIGH to you? I'M HIGH ON MY OWN ESSENCE."
"Sometimes my goddesses floss my teeth."
conclusion: this is the best week ever
i have made like 100 charlie sheen blog posts in the last 24 hours
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