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Q & A: Questions and Advice!



So Hello World, these are the questions from the people of the world who want changes in the world. Guess what? Changes are being delivered.
So this time Brittany and I will be handling the advice section, but consider this a moment in a very new world.

March 31, 2011 4:34 PM Cara said...this is going well so far. (- you
/rolling eyes

A: Everything is in the palm of your hand, if you can dream enough. It is up to you whether you choose to blow a kiss or make a tight fist.

March 31, 2011 11:58 (Guess Who) ...I WILL GET YOU QUESTIONS ABOUT VAGINAS

A:Is this where I get to write my own? QATFYG: What is the big deal about vaginas? Oh, wait! Miracle of Life Gosh Dammit.

April 1, 2011 9:03 AM...do I answer as they pop up or wait until the end of the month?

A: Hahaha, you’re late at the end of the month. Bing.

April 1, 2011 9:59 AM Anonymous said...HELLO I AM A REAL PERSON WITH FEELINGS TOO!

A: Not all people have feelings. Some people are real, but their feelings are not real. They have to pretend. However, you are probably someone with feelings, so just be glad you can feel, and you are not one that has to pretend.

April 1, 2011 10:51 AM Ghost said...there is a ghost commenting here. save the plot of a ghost whisperer episode and let us move forward.

A: Hmm? Does this mean we can appear on Ghost Hunters and act real real scared once we hear a gust of wind.

April 1, 2011 1:48 PM (Not Britt) said...
Q: YOU GO GIRL

A: Go Down Girl

April 1, 2011 4:59 PM Sylvia Plath said...IF I STICK MY HEAD IN THE OVEN TO SEE IF/WHY THE PILOT LIGHT GOES OUT ALL THE TIME, IS THERE A CHANCE OF COMMITTING SUICIDE?

A: Dear Silvia, Only one way to find out. Trial and Error. This question reminds me of that time someone told me they wanted to jump off a bridge, and I accidentally said “Have a nice flight.”

April 2, 2011 2:41 PM This is actually Cara said...SYLVIA! GO HAUNT GWYNETH PALTROW!
Yes, please haunt Gwyneth Paltrow. She was rude to Matt Damon in “The Talented Mr. Ripley.”
When she gets to the Gates of St. Peter, she will have to atone for awkwardly screwing Jude Law on a boat (On a boat. On a boat. On a boat) in that film, so...

QATFYG:
Truly, where are you in this world?

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