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so that Lykke Li show I saw at the 9:30 club

I feel like in the future
I will tell hipster girls this
at bars
and they will follow me home.


what to say about Lykke that hasn't been said? she's a force of nature. she is an oversexual Scandinavian goddess who I want to raise puppies with. there is nothing wrong with that.

"WHEN I SAY DANCE, YOU DANCE!"- Lykke Li

also I want to tell you
that I threw up on a Megabus this weekend
and Uffie and Ke$ha would have been so proud of me. the guy that walked in after me said, his exact words, "OH, GOD." 

Lykke covered the Knife and danced around like some freaky stepchild of Stevie Nicks. 

I SANG ALONG TO EVERY SONG AND BEAT SOME GIRL THAT TRIED TO STEP IN FRONT OF ME TO JOIN HER BOYFRIEND IT WAS SO AWESOME GOODBYE
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  1. UnknownMay 16, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    Britt, you are the most starstruck person I have ever encountered. Therefore, I will quote one R. J. Dio, who shed his body to become pure metal one year ago today...

    "She's creeping like a hungry cat
    I've seen her before
    I know I can mean that

    The lady starstruck, she's nothing but bad luck
    The lady starstruck, running after me"

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  2. Britt KempMay 16, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    why do you think I am always running after celebrities!!!! fuck they do things for me NORMAL PEOPLE DO NOT

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