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Erf: still hurr!

Last night, while you were in the gay boat that kept blasting rave music across the East River (a quiet and peaceful and beautiful night and BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM), an asteroid nearly nicked the dear old Erf. Actually I don't think that was the right time; I think it was somewhere within this morning, while I was falling and out of sleep. 




Apparently this asteroid was a weakling that would have only caused some massive fireball. BIG WHOOP, DIDN'T THAT HAPPEN IN THE 1900S IN SIBERIA ANYWAY. 


question:  if an asteroid were to hit the Erf in the near future, would you hope it would hit a Real Housewife or Michelle Bachmann? think fast!
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  1. Britt KempJune 27, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    CORRECTION THE ERF WAS NEARLY HIT TODAY: OOPS.

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  2. RyanJune 28, 2011 at 5:20 AM

    I hope it hits just one of the Olsen twins so I can just stop guessing!

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  3. Britt KempJune 28, 2011 at 2:24 PM

    wouldn't that make life so much nicer?

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