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So much going on today! Observe!


Coldplay have a new single out. YAWN I HATE THEM (except from the early 2000s, from then I am more lenient).


Jane Lynch, superwoman, is hosting the Emmys this year. IS THERE NOTHING SHE CANNOT DO? I doubt it, I seriously doubt it. 


Jack Kevorkian is dead. I don't think we've ever written about Dr. Death before. but yeah, I wish there was some ironic way to phrase that, but I don't think so....


David Lynch is giving a talk at the Strand Bookstore on Monday in NYC that I am so going to. I mean why not:  





see the man somehow responsible for that? it starts at 7. 


lastly, don't you think a 30Rock/Parks and Recreation crossover would be the best thing ever? I know we are of a like mind. however, I know what would make such a project INFINITELY more interesting:


LESLIE KNOPE:  I decided to visit New York City on a mission of good will.
LIZ LEMON:  Good will? I just happen to be here!
LK:  I know! You have absolutely nothing to do with my job!


The two share an awkward moment, laugh, smile. Ding ding ding.


ANNE PERKINS:  Wow, Leslie, I got lost on the subway.
LK:  Was it a raccoon?
LL:  We don't have any raccoons in New York. Michael Bloomberg had a hit squad assasinate them on the previous Christmas Eve.
ANNE PERKINS:  No, I met this girl in plaid, and we're going out for steaks later. Then she's going to play me twee pop. What is twee pop?

I APPEAR, PRESSED AGAINST THE GLASS, WAVING.




also, can tweet pop be the Twitterified genre?
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