A list of stupid things I have done since moving to NYC: chapter one

Since it's been just over two months: 

- gotten extremely lost on the subway. I believe I ended up in Soho? Well, whatever happened ended in tears, me screaming at people for money for a new metrocard and a panic attack that was subdued by some nice Australian (?) boy offering me candy. yeah I attract Australians like flies I don't get it either.

- drank a lot. this is stupid in any context; it's more stupid when you move to a major city and are confused by most things.

- gone to Harlem. at least this ends soon, but "harmless-looking white girl in Harlem" does not bode well. "harmless-looking white girl talking in a high-pitched voice to a designer dog" bodes EVEN WORSE.

- made the mistake of acknowledging bums. in Erie, bums are just...well, bums. HERE? it's like another continent. I feel like I'm in the Time Machine. 

- walked 30 blocks when it was 100+ degrees. didn't drink any water. you do the math.

- dark areas at night, by myself, creepy men. you do more math. 

I HOPE TO ADD MORE TO THIS SOON <3

oh before I forget
HAPPY 58TH BIRTHDAY DAD