on your knees, sluts.
Send me your sex questions. Send me your sex anecdotes. Send me pictures of your penises and vaginas. I will cover them with fig leaves and flowers and post them. (Don't think I won't. I will MS Paint the shit out of them.) Ask me questions, I don't care. Just don't be assholes I AM VERY SENSITIVE AND I DON'T MEAN JUST MY NIPPLES.
email@example.com (don't worry...I'll never reveal your identity)
ABUSE ME I LOVE IT
IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS BRITTANY SITTING ON MY FACE AGAIN