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The Worse You Treat Women, The More They're Into You

Thanks to my recent interview with Anthony from www.TelemarketerTorture.com, I am rather new into the sport and art of scambaiting, and since I have a long history of being a jerk on the internet myself here is what happens when a woman from Ghana tried to date me.

Anita from Ghana:

Anita:
Re: hello
yes am always nice.so what u do for living

Nader:
why did you ask me that?
why do you want to know what I do for a living?
Are you trying to find out how much money I have?
Because all African women ask the same stupid question.
Even on my wall, you can see a woman asking me that question.
Were you trying to find out how much money I have?


Anita:
Re: hello
add me for talks florenceahonor@yahoo.com

Nader:
hey shithead,
i asked you a question,
were you trying to find out how much money I have?
answer the damn question,


Anita:
Re: hello
u dont understand english

Nader:
English is my mother tongue. I am not learning like you.
Were you trying to find out how much money I have?


Anita:
can you add me so we can chat
am abigail my yahoo id is
loveyou990060@yahoo.com
so you can chat i like

Nader:
you just gave me a different name.
your name is Anita,
but now you say abigail,
who the fuck are you?


Anita:
Re: hello
add me

Nader:
What the fuck you shitface? why the hell do you have 3 yahoos and 3 names?
and it's stupid to chat on yahoo.


Anita:
Re: hello
add me i love you

Nader:
Re: hello
you didn't say please you little bitch

Anita:
Re: hello
ok will do every thing u ask me to do

Nader:
Oh? well, can you do a handstand?


Anita:
Re: hello
meaning

Nader:
Do you know how to stand on your hands and get bullfucked?


Anita:
Re: hello
ok


***I couldn't make this up if I tried.

In my defense, she has no soul and doesn't even understand English, so why worry about what you say ? :P ;)

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