HALLOWEEN SOUNDTRACKS: create 1

mine, ahem:

"Werewolf Bar Mitzvah"- Tracy Jordan/30Rock
(question: HOW MUCH DOES IT SUCK WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR THIS SHOW TO RETURN? damn you Tina Fey!)
"Thriller"- Michael Jackson
(advice: you should listen to as MANY DEAD CELEBRITIES AS YOU CAN on Halloween. Let's brainstorm: Elliott Smith, John Lennon, Mama Cass, Michael Jackson...actually, just have an Elliott Smith/Michael Jackson dance-off).
"Vampire Girl"- Johnathan Richman (so much fun!)
"Psycho Killer"- Talking Heads (BA BA BA BA)
"Witchy Woman"- The Eagles
"I Put A Spell On You"- She & Him cover (because we love Zooey DAT much. I wonder what she will be for Halloween? God, probably a pumpkin!)
"Great Pumpkin Waltz"- Vince Guaraldi trio
anything by the Smashing Pumpkins (but not when they began to suck)
"Halloweenhead"- Ryan Adams
Boys For Pele era Tori because BITCH CRAZYYYYYY
"Party"- Beyonce, because let's assume you'll be having one?
"Zombie"- The Cranberries

ZOMBAY, ZOMBAY, ZOMBAY

I THROW THE GAUNTLET TO MY OTHER WRITERS

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