Winona Ryder Turns 40!

A few days ago, I caught wind that one of my childhood heroes was reaching the 40 mark in her life. NO ZOOEY IS STILL SAFE, and I secretly anticipate the day I turn 40 with much eagerness.

I'm talking about Winona Ryder obviously if that picture didn't tip you off. Yes, Noni, the symbol of Generation X, the star of Reality Bites and Girl Interrupted, the sometimes klepto, the OLD SWAN in Black Swan, is middle-aged.

To me, and countless others, I'm sure she'll always hover somewhere between 16 and 28.

I would just like to take the opportunity now to say WHAT happened to Alec Baldwin. damn! age, you cruel mistress!

My personal favorite Winona moment is basically everything about Girl Interrupted which I see as a prelude to the craziness that is Black Swan.

I would really love for this girl to make a proper comeback. It seemed like it was about to happen with Black Swan but then came the shitstorm of The Dilemma. Yup. Not happening anytime soon.

And Reality Bites! Once you graduate college, this movie makes SO MUCH SENSE.

So Noni! Listen up! You are awesome! Stop making shit films and steal the thunder back from Natalie Portman! but leave Zooey Deschanel alone because she's immaculate and stuff.

HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY

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