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Hey Girl,
Guess what? It was just Miley's Birthday (Nov. 23rd), and I got to join up with all the little girls of Alaska and introduce them to acid, and we had a giant pizza party. Miley Cyrus now turns 19, and is in her last year of teenage bliss.
Whatever will she do afterwards?
Maybe, she'll record a song such as "Not a girl, not yet a woman" like Britney Spears.
It's really interesting how this holiday takes me all over the globe. Two years ago, I was in Canada where we celebrated with some of Miley's favorite "Chinese Food" and "Cake Batter from Coldstone Creamery."
Last year, I had chance to celebrate Miley's birthday in North Africa where we slaughtered a lamb for her. It happened to coincide with another holiday, so it was the best we could do.
This year, I am in Alaska for Miley's Birthday, and yes, you can buy Alaskan Pizzas with Reindeer Sausage, and as zooilogically sexy as that sounds, I know Miley would be offended because she likes horses, and horses and reindeer are both part of the American heart.
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This holiday has probably been the most exciting one for me in terms of surprises. It also has reminded me that perhaps I shouldn't be celebrating this one, for now it is just bizarre. Next year, I might just send her a tweet, and that's it.
QATFYG:
Tomorrow might be Thanksgiving, but who really cares about that?
Happy 19th Miley.
I am just amazed by that pizza box. really.
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