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The Most Well-Written Commercial Ever:

*The inspiration for this commercial was taken from the comedian "Bill Bailey" during his Tinselworm performance.

Quote:(On being prepped for a gig supported by the bank, UBS).....So I went out on stage and said "N-N-Nazi GOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!"

There are two words in this commercial, and one of the words mentioned was already written for them. :P

The Most Convincing Commercial Ever:

Yes, it is from India.


The Smartest Commercial Ever:
Compared to this, Ronald MacDonald is nothing more than Michael Jackson in red lipstick (Both really seemed to like kids).



QATFYG:
What makes you want to buy things?
Pictures with boobs?

PS: Too soon for Jackson Jokes?
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