The other day, I happened to encounter a rather direct form of product placement advertising. I love adverts that don't mess around with the cheap foreplay and cut right to the consumerized fucking. So I had to make a list of all the people I consider *sexy* that are going to get D&G this year.
1. Tyler Perry (Just Kidding)
2. Maria Sharapova
3. Casey Anthony's Identical Cousin
4. The Chinese Olympic Beach Volleyball Team
5. The Server from the Indian Restaurant
6. Anna Kournikova
7. Miley's Sister Brandy (also spelled Brandi<3 )
8. Aishwarya Rai
9. Anyone who is not Joy Behar
11. Vivica A. Fox if she's still alive
12. The German Girl I Harass via Twitter
13. NO ONE from the NCAA! Holy Shit! KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!
15. Sean Hannity's Wife
Who tops your sexy list?
And can you tell the difference between D&G and Dolce and Gabbana?