Places That SJP Was Not This Weekend
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Sears. Anywhere. Sarah Jessica Parker was not near a Sears.
This is because SJP is well aware the early 1900s are long over and one no longer goes to Sears to make a day. Thus, she probably spent the weekend at PRADA and GUCCI and BLOOMINGDALES and TARGET. maybe she bought scarves; maybe she bought perfume.
She most definitely did not buy kneesocks.
SJP was spotted this month wearing what appeared to be, to some knowledgeable outsiders, a discarded satellite dish. Word is that it may have belonged to Ashton Kutcher in his pre-divorce days. TEAM DEMI FTW
Sears. Anywhere. Sarah Jessica Parker was not near a Sears.
She most definitely did not buy kneesocks.
SJP was spotted this month wearing what appeared to be, to some knowledgeable outsiders, a discarded satellite dish. Word is that it may have belonged to Ashton Kutcher in his pre-divorce days. TEAM DEMI FTW
haha Ashton is getting divorced.
ReplyDeleteFor years I disliked him for no particular reason. He's on that one list I got in my back pocket.
ps nice hat
yeah, Ashton is a piece of work. TWO AND A HALF MEN WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
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