Dear CNBC Critic

Dear CNBC Critic @CNBCcritic,

In response to your latest review comments on Melissa Lee from "Squawk on the Street," "Fast Money," and "Money in Motion,"



where you stated, and I quote "@cnbc Melissa Lee looks like an Elf."

Well, in all reality, I happen to be Melissa Lee's biggest fan. I also the biggest fan of Sean Hannity and Pippa Middleton (not that it's important).
However, keeping things short...

So CNBC Critic, in the famous words of Tom Cruise:
"Take a step back...AND FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!"

I am so wired right now.