The Useless Critic presents: LAST CHRISTMAS

In that last post, Al threw the gauntlet down and asked us all (aka me) to contribute our favorite Christmas carol. Well, "Last Christmas" isn't really traditional, but let me show you what I have in mind:


(apologies to the peeps I took dese from) 


Last Christmas
I gave you my heart

THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GAVE IT AWAY

This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shy

I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye

Well
It's been a year
It doesn't surprise me

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

I wrapped it up and sent it

With a note saying "I love you"

I meant it

I think you all get the point.