"Countdown" = OH MY GOD

So I didn't pay attention to Beyonce last year. Was I really that STUPID? That BLIND? Beyonce has come down from Heaven and partnered with Jay-Z to SAVE OUR SOULS.

I am just REALIZING how good of a song "Countdown" is. Have you noticed this? THE LYRICS:

My baby is a 10
We dressing to the 9
He pick me up we 8, 
Make me feel so lucky 7
He kiss me in his 6
We be making love at 5
Still the one I do this 4
I'm tryna make us 3
From that 2
He's still the 1

is there nothing this woman can't do? I want her to rewrite the constitution. take that, Ron Paul!

She just had a baby, too. like today! CONGRATS, JAY-Z AND BEYONCE! and welcome our messiah, Ivy Blue Carter, to da world.

Even adorable Norwegian boy Sondre Lerche covered "Countdown":