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Madonna's Top Five Moments

The Top Five Moments in the Madonna-Verse



5.) "Like a Prayer" when she makes out with black Jesus
I was probably 3 when my sister and I watched "Like a Prayer" together on MTV. A beautiful, BEAUTIFUL video, but needless to say, my toddler self did NOT get it. Nonetheless:  GET IT GIRLLLLL

yeah that's not the right one...deal with it, bitch.

4.) When she made out with Christina Aguilera and everyone forgot about it
Let's be honest:  I too have made the mistake of making out with Christina Aguilera. What was it like? TONGUING A TOILET. Next, puhlease. CAN SMASH GET CANCELLED LIKE NOW? SERIOUSLY? (I know, I know, but my mind is warped and I tend to confuse the Voice and Smash) 

3.) When she put out "Hung Up" sampling ABBA

Arguably, one of her best songs. At the time this was released upon the world, I was drudging away at McDonald's, dreaming of bloody suicide. I like to believe this song prevented that from happening. 




2.) When she guest starred on Will and Grace
ENOUGH, SAID. 


1.) When I see her live in Cleveland on November 10, 2012
BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS, I WILL SEE THE FACE OF GOD. of course, this is projecting a bit in the future, but I expect to be dressed up as Desperately Seeking Susan era Madonna, hopefully M.I.A. will open and flip me off. DREAMZ 


question:  do you think Madonna's film career has been eternally cursed, a la Poltergeist or Rebel Without a Cause? Do you like her new song? I DO. Why I don't listen to more Nicki Minaj?!?!?!

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