Ashton Kutcher To Be First Tool in Space
So I am pretty bummed tonight- it's been a sad day- but how could I not laugh my ass off when I read this headline:
Ashton Kutcher Headed to Space!
Yup, apparently Richard "I'm Obviously Insane and Hairy" Branson tapped him to go into space. I can only imagine the great dialogues that will go on up there with Ashton in orbit, judged from the half-episode of the new Two and a Half Men I somehow got caught watching.
Ashton: Like....it's space....and stuff.
*pulls out Blackberry and tweets*
Anyway, I don't really have anything against Ashton, but I've been Team Demi since Day 1 and I'm not backing down. Also: space is a whore.
And I feel better now.
In related news, Kathy Bates is playing the ghost of Charlie Sheen on an upcoming episode of Two and a Half Men. You betcha.
Ashton Kutcher Headed to Space!
Ashton: Like....it's space....and stuff.
*pulls out Blackberry and tweets*
Anyway, I don't really have anything against Ashton, but I've been Team Demi since Day 1 and I'm not backing down. Also: space is a whore.
And I feel better now.
In related news, Kathy Bates is playing the ghost of Charlie Sheen on an upcoming episode of Two and a Half Men. You betcha.
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