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Rick Santorum's Daughter



Even if you don't follow politics, you must know that Rick Santorum comes from a knucklewalking coal mining background. Furthermore, you must know that presidential candidate, Rick Santorum, has seven kids like that one girl in the photo above.

What's her name?

Who cares? She looks just like him.

What would it be like to hook up with that? Imagine, dating a girl that looked exactly like Rick Santorum. Same nose. Same jawline.
That'd be the most tripped out dating experience ever.

I wonder what kind of person is going to get to second base with her.

QATFYG:
Would you hit that?
How is Rick Santorum still in the running?
Whatever happened to that Newt?

Comments

  1. Everything about this race just pisses me off now.

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  2. Everything about all races pisses me off.
    Except the Chinese, they're cool.

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  3. On a serious note responding to AWM, this race has been a shitty roller coaster. Normally the fringe candidates don't get so many surges in the polls.
    not to mention the Ron Paul conspiracy.

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