Things I Know About The Hunger Games Before Seeing It

- That Jennifer Lawrence is in it and she is hot. Winter's Bone much? Like it wasn't obvious or something! 


- That it's basically Twilight meets the Minotaur.


- That, unlike one Bella Swan, this protagonist actually has a backbone of sorts.


- That apparently it smashed box office records in several thousand different ways this past weekend.


- That LizRo has never read da books either and that will make this experiencing 50000 times better.


- At least American adolescents are reading? Right? RESPECTTTTTTTT


- WHAT I SEE ON TUMBLR IS TOO MUCH


- I wish the Republican presidential candidates had to go through a process akin to the Hunger Games.



we will see what happens.

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