Ann Romney, the wife of the GOP
presidential frontrunner Mitthew Romney, has already been called many new names
on the campaign trail. She has earned the titles of everything from Soccer Mom
to person next to her husband to now “Fundraising Power house, reaching the voters in a way that her husband
can’t” so says the AP.
The latest name-calling on Ann
Romney has done more than just shedding light on someone who clearly seeks a
new job with more desire than Gene Simmons in an 80’s brothel; it has shown us
how possible the chance is she might actually serve as first lady, meaning she
would have to fill ALL the duties of Michelle Obama.
Do you think you are up to the
challenge of becoming First Lady?
To become First Lady, you have to
guest star on iCarly, eat a bunch of junk food on the FoodNetwork, deal with
Michelle Malkin (maybe in bed), and don’t forget that you will have to wear tank tops
on “The View”, or else Barbara Walters and her gang will run their mouths off
for the next four years about how “you know Michelle Obama just had such great
arms. Why doesn’t Ann Romney wear bathing suits? We should invite her for muscular-therapy?”
Do you really want that to be your life?
Don’t let that happen.
At this point, who cares who wins
as first lady? Just make sure the people on “The View” shut the heck up and don’t
get spammed around the late night news.
new favorite post by you, Al!
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