This week, in Ashton Kutcher news.

I guess my new thing is to post updates about Ashton Kutcher's life. Why? Because he's everywhere. He's like an STD.

So the newest thing on ~~tool~~ Mr. Kutcher's agenda is to play late Apple legend Steve Jobs in an upcoming indie biopic.

now let's examine the spectrum:

I guess there's a passing resemblance but really, REALLY?

in other news today:
- horrific school shooting in California
- can Myanmar be saved!
- Fiona Apple's new album listing/art is out out out

can I make this Titanic month because it's the 100th anniversary and I don't have a copilot right now? SAY YES SAY YES

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