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#8 on the Pop Culture Countdown of Moments That Were/Are of No Significance To You- Infidelity Rocks "Twilight" Stars

They were the golden couple; they ARE Bella and Edward, after all. They are our Jackie and John, Marilyn and Joe DiMaggio, Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.

But then. Then. THEN.

#8 is BREAKING NEWS, everybody. This is a big deal. And I know and recognize the fact it is a big deal because it is ALWAYS in my headlines!!!!!

KRISTEN CHEATS ON ROBERT


I know. I was screaming at God too when this happened. Like "Why, God, why? WHY?!?!"


So rumor has it that while she was filming Snow White, Miss Face of a 1000 Emotions started sleeping with the director, Rubert Sanders, who HIMSELF IS MARRIED WITH KIDS. !!!! Oh Kristen. Girl.

This has even pissed off Charlize Theron. You do not want to piss off Charlize!



Kristen went so far as to issue an apology letter- blah blah blah I'M SO SORRY blah blah blah queef- but really, even if she did seriously cheat on Rob with this Rubert fellow (someone likes their Brits, hai hai) does she NEED to apologize to the world at large? she just owes Rob an apology; not the rest of us suckers. it's a private thing. reportedly, he moved out of their mansion already. good for him! it's not like he has a shortage in the poon pool.


however- she did crush a lot of fan girl's worlds, so. w/e.

#7 COMES TOMORROW 
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  1. Ned UsaJuly 28, 2012 at 1:03 AM

    Well, Charlize was rather unfaithful in Cider House Rules, and she gave handjobs for cig money in Monster...so much for Living Art.

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  2. UnknownJuly 28, 2012 at 10:49 AM

    My question to Kristen Stewart: You do a movie with Chris Hemsworth, and you choose to cheat with Rupert Sanders? Bitch got no taste...

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  3. Britt KempJuly 28, 2012 at 1:13 PM

    I'M SO SORRY ROBBBBBBB

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