Oh My Gosh, it’s really big, really thick, and really hard.
Shut up you perverts, I am talking about the protein energy
drink, Carnivor…not spelled Carnivore. They drop the E because the E is for
Energy, and their Energy is already inside you.
This one hosts the claim of
having the %350 more concentrated protein than pure steak. It offers 50 grams
of the strong stuff, and the first sip is intense.
No joke when saying it’s thick. The first taste of Carnivor
is like tasting water and chalk, and you have that moment where you stare at the
can and ask yourself “What flavor is this again?” “Fruit Punch?” “That’s some chalky-ass fruit punch!”
Don’t get me wrong, the taste is not awful. After the first
sip, it becomes rather palatable. It’s just very strong and surprises you with
the intensity…(shut up again you perverts)!
Carnivor’s drink is more like Five Hour Energy Shots than
red bull. It does not contain carbonation, and it is focused on protein and
intensity, rather than energy. However, its can is much harder than red bull,
so Fuck You RB!
*7.5/10 Stars*
I would drink more of this.
Carnivor has a wide range of products, shakes, and drinks,
available in overpriced stores near you.
And now I'm turned on.
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