Zooey has a new man!

Oh my gawd.

Nope, it's not Robert Pattinson, but that would be awesome! It (he) is a screenwriter from Dear John and We Are Marshall. He is...a producer as well. He is...Jamie Lindon.

I don't know who this dude is, but he seems cute in a dorky way and he is not Ben Gibbard, so there is that. Also:  I still wish this was Robert Pattinson. What can I say? I'm a romantic.