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"Liz and Dick"- Lifetime's Grandest Achievement?

So. We all know this movie is going to be fifty shades of DREADFUL yet we all plan to watch anyway. I wish Lindsay would redeem herself already. Like really LiLo. Why don't you call up Kristen Stewart and ask for acting lessons? We all want to see you succeed yet it's not happening!

She does look like Liz Taylor, but that's about it. I know Cleopatra Herself had something of a more raspy voice. And do we need LiLo playing Taylor in her golden years? ...

I know she is talented. Somewhere.

Grant Bowler looks like he might do a decent job as Richard Burton, but I guess we will know for sure after tonight.

@theironkurtain (Kurt) will be live tweeting the movie tonight. Don't miss it!



  1. I'm going to go back and read this, but I just really want to say that I appreciate how Lindsay Lohan does not give a shit about sounding like Elizabeth Taylor at all.



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    1. I'm really glad LiLo hasn't died yet. LILO TRY HARDER GET BETTER etcetcetc

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  4. and finally: <a href=">THIS!</a>

    I just about laughed so hard I cried.

    I can't wait for the encore!


  6. Did you watch it? I didn't get to see it, but did thoroughly enjoy Love at the Christmas Table.


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