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"Liz and Dick"- Lifetime's Grandest Achievement?

So. We all know this movie is going to be fifty shades of DREADFUL yet we all plan to watch anyway. I wish Lindsay would redeem herself already. Like really LiLo. Why don't you call up Kristen Stewart and ask for acting lessons? We all want to see you succeed yet it's not happening!

 She does look like Liz Taylor, but that's about it. I know Cleopatra Herself had something of a more raspy voice. And do we need LiLo playing Taylor in her golden years? ...

 I know she is talented. Somewhere.

 Grant Bowler looks like he might do a decent job as Richard Burton, but I guess we will know for sure after tonight.

 @theironkurtain (Kurt) will be live tweeting the movie tonight. Don't miss it!

"WHO'S COUNTING?!"

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  1. CaraNovember 25, 2012 at 1:36 PM

    I'm going to go back and read this, but I just really want to say that I appreciate how Lindsay Lohan does not give a shit about sounding like Elizabeth Taylor at all.

    ...


    :)

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  2. CaraNovember 25, 2012 at 1:38 PM

    also, this: hehe

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    1. Britt KempNovember 25, 2012 at 10:59 PM

      I'm really glad LiLo hasn't died yet. LILO TRY HARDER GET BETTER etcetcetc

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  3. CaraNovember 26, 2012 at 7:26 PM

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  4. CaraNovember 26, 2012 at 7:27 PM

    and finally: <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/11/an-important-discussion-about-lindsay-lohans-lifetime-original-movie-liz-dick/#more-178194>THIS!</a>


    I just about laughed so hard I cried.


    I can't wait for the encore!

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  5. CaraNovember 26, 2012 at 7:28 PM

    WHY ISN'T MY GODDAMN HTML WORKING

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  6. CaraNovember 26, 2012 at 7:29 PM

    AND AGAIN:

    and again?

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  7. Britt KempNovember 26, 2012 at 9:22 PM

    HAHAHAHA

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  8. AWNovember 30, 2012 at 12:32 AM

    Did you watch it? I didn't get to see it, but did thoroughly enjoy Love at the Christmas Table.

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