I Am Sick Of Biebs.

I'm borrowing Rebecca's voice for this blog. Yes, Justin Bieber I'm calling you out. 

No longer a lesbian; now the white answer to Grace Jones.

Please. Go away. At this point, I would take James Franco ("Spring Breakers" and all) over you. 

Or at least take a break and say it's for "spiritual reasons." 

I can't take you, your monkey, your drugs or your unneighborly ways in my Google news anymore. 

Do you know who you could become?

Yup.