|Still no idea who she is!|
Me: I have no idea who you are. Were you on "Girls?"
Greta: No, that's stupid. Who are you?
Me: I'm actually half Kardashian.
Greta (staring): No, you're not.
Me: I'm Sarah Jessica Parker.
Greta: This is so lame. Can you just ask me questions and leave, please?
Me: Okay. (now, I stare, and say NOTHING).
Greta: You're creepy.
Me: I'm sorry "After Earth" bombed.
Greta: I'm, I'm not in "After Earth." I'm in "Frances Ha."
Me: I don't care.
Greta: Why are you doing this?
Me: Because I need publicity. BIG NAMES.
Greta: Why not Carey Mulligan?
Me: She's British. (whispers) NO ONE CARES.
Greta: I'm leaving. (gets up) YOU'RE SICK.
Then I woke up.