I'd Hit It: Marion Cotillard

I don't think I've done an "I'd Hit It" in quite some time, and so, in order to bring this back in grand fashion, I decided to do it for my great love, Marion Fucking Cotillard.

I first fell in love with Marion Cotillard during her Oscars speech. It was 2006? 2007? And I remember how sincere and cute she was. Oh, goodness. I love cute foreign girls with accents. It is my weakness. And a French accent? You know she could read the phonebook and it would be sexy. Do not kid yourself. I always thought blonde girls were my type- but Marion Cotillard led me down some other rabbit hole.

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Anyway, Miss Marion will soon be appearing with Mila Kunis (not as a couple, although I so wish) in "Blood Ties." Directed by her "partner." Yeah, whatevs. Marion, you just haven't met me yet.

There is nothing more attractive than a gorgeous fresh-faced woman.

Also, she will be taking over for Natalie Portman in the newest Macbeth film, with that dude who once tried to get cozy to her, Michael Fassbender. Get over yourself and your large junk, Michael (but I like you as an actor!!!)

DEAR GOD

Perhaps most awesomely, Marion will be a voice in the new "The Little Prince" film. I am terribly excited for this, as someone who adores the book (uh, who doesn't?!)

In conclusion: I wish we could have children, Marion. I really wish this was anatomically possible.

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