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emergency morning talk show post!


when I was putting together the page of wire news late last night at the paper, I came upon a most truly horrifying story:

DIANE SAWYER IS LEAVING GOOD MORNING AMERICA AND WILL BE THE ANCHOR OF WORLD NEWS TONIGHT IN JANUARY!!!

my heart STOPPED. it has taken me YEARS to grow to trust another morning talk show after being left, high and dry, when Katie Couric walked away from Today those dreadful years ago. and then this. it's like dinner at a restaurant that is going reallllllly well until your lover announces that she/he/it is leaving. and gets up and walks away with some attractive European. grr.


so now ABC has to step up and put someone as equally charismatic, likeable, good-looking, trustworthy, AMAZING as Diane Sawyer in their morning GMA slot. but they're DESTROYING a family! those callous assholes! I know Charlie (my beloved "I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY" Charlie) won't stay but couldn't they get SOMEONE ELSE. like, that one guy that looks kind of like a rat. what is he doing these days???

I know, it's a big moment for women. but I'm just disappointed. and I know it will be years before I can let another morning talk show into my heart.

:(

I don't know what I would do if Kelly Ripa and Regis Philbin split. hang myself? probably!




so what are your morning talk show picks? who should replace Diane? are you as DEVASTATED AS I AM?


:(


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  1. CaraSeptember 7, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    what's funny is that I had the same reaction when my mom informed me, as I was blogging, that charlie is retiring and diane is taking over abc world news. it was bad enough when peter jennings went and died - god, I loved him. charlie filled the spot beautifully. I...really don't know if Diane is nightly news material. she is perky and good for the morning.

    my picks for the spot are either elizabeth vargas (who fills in for charlie and has superior gravitas) or dan harris, who fills in on weekends. he is not that great, but I find him sexy and would like the opportunity to look at him more.

    you fine, fine anchorman

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  2. lulu babaganooshSeptember 9, 2009 at 1:14 AM

    diane sawyer, how the fuck could you do me like this?!?

    This is how I feel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tfyDWIRndc

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  3. Ned UsaSeptember 9, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    whoa Posh and becks are putting themselves all vulnerable and shit. How long before posh goes gray?

    I doubt will ever know. Damn, hair coloring these days.

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