The 25 Best/Worst Americans

WELL a conservative blog poll selected the 25 best and 25 worst figures in American history. To find out what they picked, click the links! Instead of discussing those selections like a credible commentator would, I'm going to post my own list (with jokes). If you are a member of this blog, feel free to click the EDIT button below and add your own lists to this post, modify my selections, or discuss them in the comments section.

Peace (through strength),

AWM.

Top Best Americans

1. Redd Foxx

2. Ke$ha

3. Andy Kaufman

4. Dr. Phil

5. Bill Cosby

6. Brittany Kemp

7. George Costanza

8. Richard Pryor

9. Johnny Cash

10. Bob Dole

11. Wolverine

12. Frank Sinatra

13. The Planters Peanut Man

14. Thomas Jefferson

15. Horatio Alger

16. Sheila K

17. UFFIE

18. Zach Owen

19. Sarah Palin

20. Claire Danes

21. E. Joyce

22. Sanjay Gupta

23. Beyonce + Jay-Z

24. Paula Abdul

25. Justin Bieber's mom

Top Worst Americans

1. Hitler

2. Oscar the Grouch

3. Julia Roberts

4. James Franco
5. Marjorie Diehl Armstrong

6. Tipper Gore

7. Judge Judy

8. People that kill people

9. that former governor from Illnois whom name I cannot be bothered to spell Job Bloadofemjckz

10. Nancy Grace

11. Sean Hannity

12. Willy Wonka

13. Colonel Sanders

14. The cast of THE VIEW

15. Ellen Page (Canadian)

16. Babar

17. Alexander Hamilton

18. Pork Barrel Spending (totally legit)

19. Macauley Culkin post-1994

20. Barbara Streisand

Neutral Americans:

1. Kardashian sisters

2. cast of Jersey Shore

This is all I can think of for now. To be continued.