If there's anything people take away from my piss-poor legacy, I hope it's what a huge, unabashed fan of "Emily in Paris" I am and will continue to be. People love "90 Day Fiancee," "The Bachelor," and other garbage - allow me "Emily," which is at least harmless, kind of goofy fluff (which does, unfortunately, lean into some stereotypes, as the country of Ukraine knows ). I have already watched Season 2 twice. And honestly my favorite part of this show (despite my crush on Camille Razart and Lily Collins channeling Audrey Hepburn hardcore ) is Ashley Park. This woman has superstar written all over her. She's a bona fide Broadway star, and "Emily in Paris" has served as her pivot into the zeitgeist. "Emily in Paris" is also showcasing her vocal prowess front and center this season, with her covering BTS, "All By Myself," "Sympathtique," and Marilyn Monroe. But the real standout performance is th
Haiku on My First Time
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never ever, why can't just
spooning be enough?
just as my hymen
ReplyDeletetore, my roommate walked in the
door. Get out, you bitch.
...and I'm just getting warmed up.
hot breath in the night
ReplyDeletea kind of morbid thrashing
Later,my cock hurt
COCK, BALLS, VAGINA
ReplyDeleteturn me over, i am done
oops wait i'm sorry.
;)
Creepy hotel room
ReplyDeleteI want to keep my shirt on
What is happening
Let's go upstairs where
ReplyDeletewe can--talk. Sure, crash here. Shit!
Didn't close the door.
Is this legal? Not-
ReplyDeletein Pennsylvania. Don't tell
Mom. Go and pray, Now.