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poetry contest


hey want to write a haiku or villanelle about YOUR FIRST TIME?

so do I.

...


anyway SUBMIT ONE BY DECEMBER 1ST. we will post them and there will be prizes. probably my virginity.


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  1. AnonymousNovember 15, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    Haiku on My First Time

    not yet and maybe
    never ever, why can't just
    spooning be enough?

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  2. CaraNovember 15, 2010 at 6:44 PM

    just as my hymen
    tore, my roommate walked in the
    door. Get out, you bitch.


    ...and I'm just getting warmed up.

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  3. anonNovember 15, 2010 at 7:18 PM

    hot breath in the night
    a kind of morbid thrashing
    Later,my cock hurt

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  4. Britt KempNovember 15, 2010 at 10:18 PM

    COCK, BALLS, VAGINA
    turn me over, i am done
    oops wait i'm sorry.

    ;)

    ReplyDelete
  5. MatthewNovember 17, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    Creepy hotel room
    I want to keep my shirt on
    What is happening

    ReplyDelete
  6. JenniferNovember 20, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    Let's go upstairs where
    we can--talk. Sure, crash here. Shit!
    Didn't close the door.

    ReplyDelete
  7. SarahPalinShutUpAndDieNovember 26, 2010 at 1:54 AM

    Is this legal? Not-
    in Pennsylvania. Don't tell
    Mom. Go and pray, Now.

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