The Useless Critic 2.0

I really do like them so much.  So I know on Facebook several days ago I said I'd review the album then a thousand times. I did not. Weekdays - I have no energy and my only time to write is the window before I go to work in the morning. Even this is getting increasingly harder. Perhaps I'm just getting old- I will be 25 in a month-ish.  Let me reprimand that now, my loyal legion of Russian spambot friends. Merry St. Eastervas (p.s. "Zombie Jesus Day"  makes no sense, but we won't even start discussing that).  "The 20/20 Experience" was the first Justin Timberlake album I was legitimately excited for. Really. I became a fan in 2007, although I always liked "Rock Your Body," weird music video and all. It was the song "What Goes Around" that really enamored me with JT. I was really bitter and depressed at the time and I recall listening to the song on repeat while I walked around the Edinboro campus, coming up with reasons t...

I'm borrowing Rebecca's voice for this blog. Yes, Justin Bieber I'm calling you out.  No longer a lesbian; now the white answer to Grace Jones. Please. Go away. At this point, I would take James Franco ("Spring Breakers" and all) over you.  Or at least take a break and say it's for "spiritual reasons."  I can't take you, your monkey, your drugs or your unneighborly ways in my Google news anymore.  Do you know who you could become? Yup.

Song of the Day I have quite the history with this song. Happy Saturday!

Have you guys heard the exciting news? CBS has officially renewed 2 Broke Girls for a third season! Well, not that there's any reason to be surprised, but that doesn't make me less ecstatic to know that my favorite sitcom will be returning next season. SHANTAY, YOU STAY Now back to the recap. Caroline wakes up at night to the rather unpleasant sound of Oleg and Sophie having sex upstairs. Max comes out of her room with sponges covering her ears and a bottle of booze. "This couldn't be any more intrusive!" Caroline complains. All of a sudden, Oleg's leg comes through the ceiling, followed by a bowling ball. "Why do they need a bowling ball?!" Caroline asks. "Maybe they ran out of holes," Max replies. Han asks Max where Caroline is, as she is 20 minutes late. When she finally turns up, she explains that she had to take a nap because Oleg and Sophie's sex-a-thon kept her up all night. Han insists that punctuality is important,...

Another reason to love "Golden Girls?" Marriage Equality:

Song of the Day This song will change your life, guyz.

Prince is touring. This is cool. It's Prince. We no longer have Michael, but we will always have Prince. He is apparently touring the west coast. And I REALLY mean that, because he's even going to Phoenix. Yup. FOUR shows are lined up. That is two more than Taylor Swift. He will be at the Marquee Theater (that is down the street from me) April 30th and May 1st. Tickets are really expensive so I might just sit outside the theater and perhaps I can meet the Man Who Was Once a Symbol by being my creepy self. Plus I have to get my BFL tickets still and I'm taking my girlfriend, who has never been to a secular concert. I guess Bat For Lashes is a good segway? I'm not super sure though. Here's Prince's complete list of stops.   In other news, do you know about Brooklyn Yeti? You should . <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_uDYwJXuZCM?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allo...